What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
tonight the burning begins
“I knew that my death would be…quite a blow. I knew it would keep you occupied while I carried on with other projects. But I…I failed to predict your descent into addiction. Well, you surprised me. You’re the only person on the planet who can.”